Apr 27, 2014 the first dvd was a homegrown affair with a rehashed, vhsera transfer as a limited edition by codirector terry lofton, but the real home video breakthrough came in 2005 when nail gun massacre emerged as a nice mass market upgrade from synapse. Nail gun massacre is the lowbudget killcrazy masterpiece from texas filmmaker terry lofton that has delighted gore fans for over two decades. Yes, my friends, remake fever runs very deep deep enough to infect even the most forgotten of the great 80s slashers. Nail gun massacre is a sweeping victorian epic in which. Ali grasped esperance and zuleika, and the entire party hastened from the burning edifice. Stay tuned with us for more details about the movie nail gun. Thanks to the good people at synapse films, it has managed to survive into the present day and while im not sure if you can say its sobaditsgood, i definitely can say its sobaditsfascinating. Today, we are talking about 1985s nail gun massacre.
Why nail guns make disappointing weapons, according to. In my notes i had written down this is the fucking worst before the 10minute mark, and this is the fucking worst movie in history around an hour in. Jul, 2006 im sure the suspense is killing you so ill go ahead and reveal that this is the nail gun killer who is about to begin his titular nail gun massacre. Well refund your credit card or we can credit your fandango account to use for another movie. With nail gun massacre we get a movie that is packed with bad acting and poorly constructed kill sequences. Nsfw theater nail gun massacre 1985 daily grindhouse. While nail gun massacre fails utterly at everything it attempts, it does succeed in one important place where its not even making an effort. The film will never look like a million bucks, because even in hidef, the grain on this one is pretty consistent throughout. From the nail gun that makes noise yet you never see it firing to the cop whose badge changes locations on his uniform to the breathing, yet deceased victims. This post has been identified as artist burning the masses and track nailgun massacre.
The costume for the nail gun killer is just one of many unnecessarily stupid aspects of the movie. The album is set for a release date of november 23rd, 2010. Youll have to complete your refund and exchange before the posted showtime indicated on your ticket. Burning the masses is a technical death metal band formed in 2006 out of san diego, california. Where it goes from that point on, though, is another matter. The title is expected to ship later this month and contains quite a. This special edition dvd has been fully restored in high definition from the last remaining negative materials and is presented in anamorphic widescreen for the first time ever. Jun 03, 2014 horny construction workers get nailed by helmetwearing psycho in camo gear with a pimpedup nail gun, who drives around in a gold hearse. See the full list of nail gun massacre cast and crew including actors, directors, producers and more. The film has receive retrospective release at film festivals, such as the 2012 fantasia film festival where the film received its north american premiere. Ive always wanted a powered nail gun to do rough carpentry. Nail gun massacre retro vhs and blu ray now on sale. You may exchange or request a refund for your entire order, less the convenience fee, through fandango up until the posted showtime.
It follows a young doctor and sheriff as they try to find a killer wearing a motorcycle helmet who is killing locals with a nail gun. The nail gun massacre 1985 nude scenes jun 30, 2011 burning the masses nailgun massacre off of their album, mind control. Why nail guns make disappointing weapons, according to ryan. Burning the masses nailgun massacre off of their album, mind control. This edition is listed as region locked on the sale page. I was laughing so hard by the time i reached the slipshod ending that i didnt even care if it made sense or not. Massacre gun was released on dvd and bluray by arrow video on april 6, 2015.
Fans of badcheesy drivein, slasher masterpieces can rejoice with this one because all the proper ingredients happen to be available in nail gun massacre. See the full list of nail gun massacre cast and crew including actors, directors, producers. Nail gun massacre 1985 directed by bill leslie, terry. Oh nail gun massacre, you are not a particularly good film, but you are a fun horror film. Burning the masses nailgun massacre off of their album, volatile existence. Hunger strike to the bitter endselfburning political suicide.
Burning the masses has recently finished recording their second full length album, offspring of time in early 2010. Watch free gun massacre videos at heavyr, a completely free porn tube offering the worlds most hardcore porn videos. We see nail guns used as weapons in movies all the time, but ryan reynolds recently explained to cinemablend why theyre actually incredibly ineffective in a fight. These initial sequences are absolutely gripping, and get 1985s the nail gun massacre off to a great start. Gigantic waves at intervals swept the deck, each torrent as it retreated. Love, philanthropy, politics and bloodshed form the staple of the novel and.
Nail gun massacre opens with a bunch of carpenters gangraping a local girl before flashing forward to the present, and were introduced to a dainty killer draped in camoflauge, wearing a. Search, discover and share your favorite nail gun massacre gifs. Check out nail gun depots youtube channel for quickvideos from the show, or read below to see the innovative new products coming from metabo hpt, grex, cadex, fasco, and other top brands in fastening. Nail gun massacre is a 1980s american slasher film directed by terry lofton and bill leslie. May 16, 2017 the nail gun massacre 1985 after a young girl is gang raped by a crew of construction workers, someone starts killing off members of the group with a nail gun. The nail gun massacre video 1985 plot keywords imdb. The cheese level is high in terry loftons 80s slasher. Nailgun massacre lyrics performed by burning the masses. Most obviously, the fresh anamorphic transfer vastly exceeded what anyone expected given its. Radicalisation, deradicalisation, counterradicalisation icct. Nail gun massacre unfolds like a film made by space aliens.
You need something accomplished by the fall of the night your perverse phantasms will not keep you the fuck away your hormones race. Cut to the credits, which play out not with a musical score behind them, but a creepy, echolaced laugh, which we assume is the killers. Nail gun massacre 1985 a khakiclad avenger with a black helmet cracks jokes while nailing rapists. I have a special place in my heart for films such as this one, that place deep within me that embraces the horrible, terrible stupidity of low budget gore.
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Praesent vestibulum tempor augue, vel egestas nulla commodo quis. Nail gun massacre is absolutely horrible by any standards, but provides one hell of a good time for those with a taste for hilariously bad movies. Thats it, plotwise, for nail gun massacre, contradicting its very penetrating story subtagline, though it is significantly cheaper than a chainsaw. Nailgun massacre guitar tab by burning the masses with free online tab player. This is the type of movie that you watch with friends when you have a bad movie night. Aug 16, 2017 we see nail guns used as weapons in movies all the time, but ryan reynolds recently explained to cinemablend why theyre actually incredibly ineffective in a fight. Nail gun massacre blu ray 88 films will release an all new blu ray edition of ngm on august 17th. In a small texas town, the peaceful atmosphere is shattered when a beautiful young woman is the victim of a savage sexual assault by a gang of construction workers. Nail gun massacre bluray release details and cover art. Rocky patterson, ron queen, beau leland, michelle meyer. It follows a young doctor and sheriff as they try to find a killer wearing a motorcycle helmet who.
The project gutenberg ebook of edmond dantes, by edmund flagg. The remake has yet to get an official release date. Im very comfortable and confident in making that claim, and i dont give a. If you share my love then, you will love nail gun massacre, one of the only films made in puerto rico i have ever seen outside of sick pornography and madefortv movies. How to use a nail gun like a firearm september 1, 2015 february 2, 2016 crime tips, guest posts im very excited about my new guest, benjamin sobieck, author of writers guide to weapons. Jul 19, 2015 nail gun massacre is the opposite of that.
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